Welcome in our basement. Ok, it’s a chatbox, much like the old IRC. And that, even pre-Windows 95, is enjoyed most when using Fixedsys, a monospaced font. If you’re on a PC, this text will show it. If not, and even if so, because we want you to enjoy this chat and life in general, we want you to click the link below and install:

A hugely extended version of Fixedsys, great font. Like Volter on steroids. Then just put your name in the box and hit go!